It's Wig Man! No, not Smith. No, not McCoy. McGann!
Yeah, alright, we're a bit late on this one, to be honest.
We must thank Dr. Phil from Adventures In Time Space And Music for his summery of the telly movie's score.
And in the end: Stand to attention and hope he doesn't notice you. It's Sinister's Anthem - 'Glory To The Leader For He Is So Much Better Then Us And His Eyepatch Is Nice And Shiny.' Produced by Hardwire....