Joining Sir Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster tonight is the one and only Talula Hotsauce / Lurch has made a midden of pies / Scott saw a man laying on the road evacuating his nethers / Santa Sasquatch brings presents! / Man fills his undercrackers with chocolatey water / Hotsauce is basically a staircase at this point / Sasquatch has to bleep out his past / All this and more on this Hogmanay Hootenanny!
