Donger is broadcasting live from his bedroom because his childhood friend Zach is in the dining room hogging all the space. Join him, he's very alone. Why? Because you'll learn Matt's secrets, the proper way to catcall, how to use the phrase "Speaking of which," how to earn your free time, about parking in Koreatown, why you should carry axes in public, and much much more. Also, about the title. Keep your dicks in the sheath, friends.
