The funeral is about to begin. Never mind the scurrying creatures and flying weaponized spheres. Just bow your head and hang on tight as Matt and Jason open the portal to 1979's Phantasm. You might think that when you die, you go to Heaven, but you'll actually come to us for movie trivia, '70s dirtbag guys, why modern cars suck, Matt's intentionally bad French, hair helmets, bachelorette parties gone wild, dwarf vs. midget vs. little person, unisex names, and other things that are little, brown and low to the ground. It's definitely going to be a hot time. Hot as love. You know? -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com
