Pat and Dennis welcome Scott Schaffer to the show to discuss things that are better than other things. For instance, being a slut is better than being a nice girl on the Dating Game, knowing about the BTK Killer is better than being a stupid idiot who doesn't know any damn thing, holiday food is better than regular food, not making jokes at the gym is better than making the trainer think you're a jackass, day drinking is better than grocery shopping, and keeping your girlfriend happy is better than sleep talking. Listen now for these and other helpful and hilarious tips!