Patrick and Dennis welcome Rashaad Wright to the program in order to help them sort out the eternal mysteries of the universe. For instance, how does porn make money? How do people get sick? How does menstruation work? Why are modern vampires so different? What are the plot points of "Spawn"? Why do children hit themselves when they're trying to think? Where did "The Bit Challenge" go? Who will survive the Apocalypse? And why does Rashaad have so many a's in his name? (Okay, they don't discuss that last one, but seriously, why?)
