We had the outrageous, immensely entertaining Greg Morton (@GregMortonComic, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, Just for Laughs Festival) in our podcasting lair to discuss a very special episode of The Golden Girls. Amid a vicious dry spell, the ladies convince Rose to place a personal ad. When it doesn't receive a response, Blanche and Dorothy decide to take matters into their own hands, literally, by writing letters from a fictional beau. As you can imagine, this causes absolutely no problems and hurt feelings! Also, Sophia has herself a gentleman caller. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).