It's the tense semi-finals this week, and the old crew are back together to freestyle their recap with no props, no scripts and no clue. With each dancer having two chances at the disco ball trophy of dreams this week, there's more action to rip through than Dom Harvey's terrible stripper pants.
Does Jane think PC gone made? What is Duncan's least favourite song cover so far? What's the offensive word from the '80s that Alex unwittingly drops to a shocked audience? All these urgent questions will finally be resolved, along with many mentions of The Bachelor, Come Dine With Me, Masterchef and Magic Mike XXL.
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