Sometimes, when you're really sexually repressed, you will do depraved things in order to express your frustrations. Things like, oh I don't know, summoning a demon hell-spawn using a Barbie Doll, the combined computing power of the military industrial complex, and a freak lightning storm.
Seriously, Frankenstein would be proud. Anthony Michael Hall and Ilan Mitchel-Smith star in this classic coming-of-age story about two teens who create their very own Kelly LeBrock. We get Bill Paxton and Robert Downey Jr in some not insignificant parts, as well as some classic John Hughes gags. Give it a listen while I look at the camera >.>