Badger and Betty’s day isn’t off to the best of starts. Tied to a wall and about to be eaten - for a meal that definitely isn’t breakfast - they didn’t think their day could get any worse. But old forces are at work: old and terrible forces that have evil intentions and a great pension scheme. If they are to make it out alive, a question must be answered. A question that has never been asked before. Just how attractive is Badger?