It's another colon massacre in this week's We Want The D, but you'll have to excuse Vicky, Nolan and Jill if they aren't too preoccupied by a case of too many subtitles. We're too busy trying to come to terms with the fact that our Krumholtz Creep was brought to an abrupt halt by Spencer Breslin, of all people. Yes, Bernard is gone from The Santa Clause franchise, with no explanation, and so of course things are a mess at the North Pole. The infuriating thing is that it's a mess entirely of Santa's own making - because seriously, what kind of Santa decides to invite his estranged in-laws for a visit right before Christmas when he knows he has to keep his true identity a secret? And what kind of Santa looks at a mythical being obsessed with having his own holiday and invites him to stay at the North Pole largely unsupervised? A Santa with no Bernard, that's who. Witness, D Lovers, the re-teaming of Martin Short and Tim Allen, the return of Ann-Margaret to Disney, and Judge Reinhold in a truly epic reversible sweater vest. We're finally finished with The Santa Clause, at least until Disney decides to make a new one.
