Loyal D Lovers know that sometimes things can get a little risqué here on We Want The D. This week, we swear it isn't our fault. Because you can Disney-fy Alexandre Dumas' swashbuckling story of intrigue, romance, and betrayal all you want, there'll still be way more sexy than your typical Disney movie. But boy did they ever try to sap as much of it out as they could. Why else would they cast Oliver Platt as one of the musketeers, even at his most svelt? Why else pair Rebecca De Mornay is the world's tightest corset with the lean, grade eleven gym class body of Chris O'Donnell? Why, oh god why, make Tim Curry give the most creepy and lecherous performance ever as Cardinal Richelieu? He creeps on a young woman in a bath! Add in totally wooden performances from Charlie Sheen and Kiefer Sutherland on the wane from their 80s hayday, and you have to wonder what was going on at Disney when they decided to adapt THE THREE MUSKETEERS.
