Sometimes you want to hear a good country song, and Wheeler Walker Jr. is doing his part to give us a few. A year ago an expensive but basic investment was made, and it appears that it was indeed a good value. We find out Granny was keeping a secret all these years, and we wish she could lend some pointers on how to get rid of horny woodpeckers. For those afraid of commitment we may have found a great option to try their hand at farming. History is apparently a story best told while on two wheels, but some stories heard on the couch are even more anticipated.