Yes, Gwyenth Paltrow is selling her gold-plated dildo, and it can be yours for the ridiculous price of just fifteen thousand dollars! Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston plunge deep into this, as well as Ozzy Osbourne's affair with his hairdresser, Calvin Klein's latest underage-looking model marketing campaign, Gene Simmons criticizing Prince, Emma Thompson's opposition to social media-based film casting, and vegan death threats toward Café Gratitude's ownership.