Trees are falling at a tremendous rate this week. Some trees spend their whole life marching towards the inevitable fate of ending up in a bucket of water in a house for a few weeks. Other trees grow to tremendous heights only to drop one ill timed branch and trigger the destruction of many. We have stories of both kinds this week, but with no help from our soundboard. We realize that Budweiser pulled a fast one on Chicago fans, and a bottle of Mallort has finally arrived with similarly disappointing results. At least two people are going to be happy as we reveal our November contest winners.