Today we talk a lot of butt stuff, but our butts, you know and things we like to do to them when the NSA isn’t tapping our video cameras to see what we’re doing to our said butts. So prepare yourself for that convo it starts somewhere between our fascination with butts and shoving things into them. Seriously give it a shot. I consider myself a friend of all of yours, and I wouldn’t be doing my part as a true friend if I didn’t peer pressure you into pressuring your sphincter, plus if you work hard enough you can turn that brown eye into like a hot pocket, where you can keep the things you cherish. Actually I’m working on the patent for The Hiney Holder, it’s like a cup holder for your bum. Butts are awesome, remember, if you don’t use it, you’re probably really boring. Enough of the butt text talk, please enjoy our audio recording of it. This episode is really for our degenerate listeners so if you’re a little vanilla you should go fuck yourself and then come back to listen.
