The war machines have come to conquer the Earth. Mayhem, havoc, and death will descend upon the planet's inhabitants and few will survive to tell the tale. Like Matt and Jason, of course. They're special. And they'll be riding that short bus alongside you as they reveal their chilling commentary on 1953's The War of the Worlds. So, get your head out of Uranus and listen up as M&J pulsate with adoration for Ann Robinson, and also instruct you on alien cover-ups, hot librarians, the stupidity of self-sacrifice, Jason's feminist views, and other data on surviving a Martian invasion. When the radiation has dropped to acceptable levels, you will then be taken to the debriefing room by your handsome hosts for their rundown on newly-watched DVDs. Let the wave of fear begin! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com