A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
DISNEY'S THE BLACK HOLE
Episode I: We Just Made the One Episode
A small tuna can-shaped ship drifts through the blackness of space, on a long search for intelligent life or a hospitable planet, or something like that. Crewed by an unlikely group of largely boring versions of better actors, as well as Ernest Borgnine and Norman Bates from Psycho, and one floating trash can that speaks in Snapple Cap quotes. Little do they know they will soon stumble across the long-lost USS Cygnus, and find that its crew has mysteriously vanished, and certainly have not been turning into those human-looking robots by the unhinged Dr. Hans Reinhardt and his murderously aggressive henchman robot (slash-possible captor) Maximillian. A story that is largely predictable is about to transpire, followed by a roughly 30 minute climax that needs to be seen to believed, though not necessarily understood.
The Black Hole: The final frontier. This is the voyage of a small crew into possibly Hell or Heaven. It's unclear, but it's almost certainly where no man (or Girl) has gone before.
