It's tough in this day and age to find the perfect mate. Women across the world are longing to experience motherhood at any cost. And that's why we at the Coffin Joe Institute of Eugenics want to impregnate you with a superior child. So, jump up on that examination table and let Matt and Jason put the evil seed in you as you weave in and out of consciousness, shaking and crying to the sound of their commentary on the 1964 Brazilian cult favorite, At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul. The anesthesia might smell like rum, but you'll soon forget all that as swirling images of Sepultura, blasphemy, Catholicism, tarantulas, Nietzsche, and spooky bearded characters fill your head. When it's all over, stagger into the waiting room as M&J share their thoughts on recent DVD viewings. Yes, we'll even pay the doctor's bill. Que gostoso! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com
