This week on We Want The D, it's a tale of two grandfathers. One, a lumber magnate who started from the bottom and now is in command of his own massive logging enterprise, but still has a soft spot for his young-yet-corpse-like grandchildren. The other, a gnome who is despondent to the point of illness because his adult grandson will never get laid after all the other gnomes in their forest vanish when the lumberjacks come. When their paths cross, it's no surprise that hijinks ensue, though not in any way Vicky, Nolan or Jill could have expected. We're talking carny kidnappings, asylum jailbreaks, and an extended greased pig chase only with gnomes. Disney's THE GNOME-MOBILE takes some odd turns, but in spite of it all, in managed to capture a little piece of our hosts' hearts with how endearing all that nonsense is. Not unlike the titular song for this film composed by the Sherman Brothers - it certainly isn't their best work, but it's gonna get stuck in your head for weeks anyway.
