1 - Trump's gotten on the front foot by tweeting his emails that were going to be leaked
2 - International Phrase Book - "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours"
3 - Andy, by Hamish - Pre-orders are NOW available!
4 - Andy, by Hamish - Jack's positive meme
5 - An umbrella hire system in Shanghai is being rorted!
6 - Michael Phelps Vs Great White Shark - a few holes in the plan
7 - Andy, by Hamish - Hamish calls head of Channel 9 to get a last minute ad on air tonight
8 - $10,000 Random Drop - we *should* be taking off Friday morning..
9 - Andy, by Hamish - Pre-order has already sold 2234 bottles - there's only 5000 total
