Everyone, the Carpenterbowl has arrived! In the interdimensional time stream an idea launched out of the heart of the universe and struck the Hijinks crew, the fusion of fantasy sports with a stalwart director of Hollywood's fantasy hills. Each match of the Carpenterbowl will pit two of John Carpenter's films against each other until one remains. And as we go on that gladiatorial journey, the Hijinks crew will select antagonists and allies alike from the worlds he created. We begin with Carpenter's last film versus his first. The Ward. Dark Star. Fight! -Ion
