"The future comes, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall miss no game, withhold no news, report all rumors. I shall wear no jerseys and plead allegiance to no side. I shall live and die on my webpage. I am the word in the darkness. I am the watcher of the tv. I am the megaphone that informs the realms of geek. I pledge my hands and name to the Geek's Watch, for geeks and all the geeks to come." John and Mitch celebrate one hundred episodes by inviting back favored guests and a new Geek Elite Member team to talk about all the geek news flying about the interwebs these past two weeks.