With St. Valentine's Day around the corner, we thought it might be worthwhile to distribute this handy guide. If you're stuck for a gift, or aren't sure what might be appropriate, we present the definitive, universal and foolproof manual for demonstrating every possible level of affection or regard for another person.
Just kidding, we didn't do all that. But it might be a useful thought-starter if you need one. Have fun, and be excellent to each other.