Guess what, y'all? It's a very special crossover episode! We got together with the ladies from Textual Tension and all four of us had to read this piece of crap that Fabio "wrote" so we hope you appreciate what we do for you.
So. This book. Jesus fuck. He's named Ryder Remington (yes really) which is kind of all you need to know. She's masquerading as a tavern wench to investigate a disappearance. In, get ready, Charleston. You know we love it when these books go to South Carolina.
Nobody actually gets sexually assaulted in this book but there's a lot of aggressive bullshit, kidnapping, blackmail, ahistorical jabronis, etc.
Because we did this one in two different states the sound quality is a little off.
Did you know that Fabio had a line of clothing sold at, I shit you not, Sam's Club? HE DID.
Did you know that this already-embarassing book to carry around came with a goddamned centerfold, completely unrelated to its content?
