Danielle is out sick this week, leaving Niki, merritt, and Steven to their own devices. Things naturally go off the rails almost immediately as merritt explains the timeline of The Young Pope and the upcoming New Pope. Thankfully, Niki finally beat Control, meaning he can talk about some of its great late-game moments! Then Steven brings out mechs, knives, monsters, and bones. Can a Folgers coffee commercial get the crew back on track? No. No, it cannot, and they talk about fan fic instead.