Teddy Roosevelt famous said "speak softly and carry a big stick." Knowing him, he was probably just done shouting "BULLY!" at someone right before, so take that with a grain of salt. But TR was correct in stating that there's nothing like having a nice stick in your hand (keep your minds out of the gutters) to make you feel alive.
SHOW NOTES
Gandalf's Staffs (Joint Choice) Willy Wonka's Cane (Michael's Choice) Charlie Chaplin's Cane (Richard's Choice) Me Ol' Bamboo from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" (Michael's Choice) Loki's Scepter (Richard's Choice) The Vaudeville Hook (Michael's Choice) The Peterman Walking Stick from "Seinfeld" (Richard's Choice)