It's time to hand out the hardware! Let's nominate our favorites to win 2021 Fantasy Most Valuable Player and Least Valuable Player. Then let's have some fun with the kind of goofball awards you know and love: the tear-your-hair out player, the Chipotle lime-cutter, the favorite gum of all the players, and so much more. It's the Preseason Huggy and Baggy Awards! Get those tuxedos and ball gowns on, and let's go! Guest: Cousin Josh.
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2021 Preseason Huggy Awards:
Year We Wear Get The Damn Jab Award: Isaiah McKenzie
Aaron Rodgers Bounceback Award: Joe Mixon
Player You're Most Excited To See Play Week 1 Award: Najee Harris
Tear-Your-Hair-Out Award: Odell Beckham
Player I Don’t Want To Talk About Anymore Award: Austin Ekeler
2021 Fantasy MVP: DK Metcalf
2021 Preseason Baggy Awards:
2021's Biggest Trashbag: Myles Gaskin
2021's Stealth Trashbag: Damien Harris
Coach Likeliest To Be Joe Philbin's Lime-Cutting Assistant During This Season: Zac Taylor
Player Who Definitely Has The Worst Taste In Chewing Gum: Cam Newton
A Story From Your Personal Dining History That Each Of These Players Makes You Think Of:
* Austin Ekeler (1:27 Wait For Baby Luke's Pizza)
* Odell Beckham (Tacos In The Bahamas)
* Rob Gronkowski (Arby's Mediterranean Sandwich - It’s Great!)
* Matthew Stafford (Birria Taco Is The Best Food I Ate In 2021)
Player Who Would Do The Absolute Worst On Love Island: Sam Darnold
2021 Chipotle Award For The Player You Don't Necessarily Hate, But He Keeps Making You Sick And You Can't Quit Him: Marvin Jones
2021 Steve Slaton Award For Current Player You Irrationally Hate Most: Zach Ertz
2021 Carlos Hyde "Out-Of-The-NFL" Award: Rashaad Penny
Biggest Non-Player Trashbag In The NFL Or NFL Media World: Dean Blandino
2021's Least Valuable Player: D'Andre Swift
