A vegan sports bar sells me fake liquor, Egg White calls in to talk about Virginfest, trying to find a good bull penis, the military launches white supremacist Funko Pops, the Met Art gala needs more of your money, CartNarcs calls in about bothering people to return their shopping carts, believing in unemployment, the Taliban enjoys some paddle boats, the FDA rejects booster shots, and Nicki Minaj takes on journalists; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!