We want to be the very best / Podcast of all time / To make them is our real test / And making these words rhyme We will blather on and on / Talking constant shit / About games and how our name's / Too big for this next bit (ExAlPod! Don't make no sense) / See what we mean? / Our name is a travesty / (ExAlPod!) / Oh, it's our podcast / With a name we must extend / (ExAlPod! Still makes no sense) / We know it's wrong / The full name is far too long / It's The Explosive Alan / Podcast! / (Gotta cram it in) / Gotta cram it in!