Our guest, Alex Hanna, is stuck in a virtual world that sucks. He desperately tries to enjoy sims like "Long Term Parking Attendant" and "Is This Infected?" Meanwhile, news correspondent Flotilla Kelp seeks the culprit to blame for the low-quality VR experience. Will Alex Hanna find happiness in textures and polygons? What is real? Are you inside of a virtual world right now? Whoa.