Granville and I get cosy on a two-seater sofa – within touching distance – just how he likes it.
In truth, my-host is getting too close for comfort: the mini-league gap is down to just 42 points, with Granville relentlessly chiping away at my previously unassailable lead.
We review Gameweek 16’s events, including my oh-so bitter Dzeko pill, before discussing De Gea’s uncanny form, the demise of Leighton Baines and my latest set-to with Jonty: are there better options than Diego Costa up top?
The regulars wrap themselves around that lot, while Granville, thankfully, keeps his hands to himself.