Your Tuesday tonic is here. On this 20th episode of #Millennial: Black, bitter, and needed at least three times a day. Laura and Andrew are addicted to something, and Elysa shames them. The new batch of 2016 presidential candidates has theme songs, bizarre talking points, and zero shot in hell. Apple upholds its reputation for revolutionizing never-before-seen technology with… internet radio? Okay. 19 and Counting… Down Until Your Final Damnation. The Duggar family parents defend their son Josh, who admits to molesting his younger sisters during his teenage years. The Confessional brings in two interesting sex-related secrets. Laura and Elysa offer up their best advice for a girl after their own heart. Did you know men who masturbate have pregnant hands in the afterlife? Neither did we. And in this week’s After Dark: Elysa and Laura dive into the subject of online dating and relive some of their best-worst stories. Visit our links… and stuff. We’re sorry Andrew