This week's episode of #Millennial will just be Michelle Obama's DNC speech on an eternal loop. Thank you and goodnight. Harry Potter and the Cursed Fan Fiction comes out this weekend - only one of us defends its honor. Dumpster Fire 2016 takes aim at the DNC: Tim Kaine is a bowl of warm grains, but he's cute, so fuck it. You get an email scandal! YOU get an email scandal! Wikileaks - with help from Russia - leaks 20,000 DNC emails and Democrats everywhere cry out as one into the dark night. Let's talk about Bernie or Bust. We have some words. In more important news: San Diego Comic Con revealed some cool new info and the first superhero trailer worth a damn. Hidden from the Headlines gets real about climate change destroying the oceans and how we should all enjoy our sushi while we can. Surprise, bitch! Goodbye, bitch! And in this installment of After Dark: Update edition. We follow up with the stories we've covered in recent weeks, including the RNC and Turkey's military coup. A game of No Context confuses the fuck out of Matt. Seriously. Go home Matt. You're drunk.
