- Elysa is at Silver Spring Medical, and After Dark listeners know why. Thoughts and prayers!
- Andrew has scored a once in a lifetime opportunity. How is he going to survive it?
- The New York / New Jersey bombings failed to live up to the mad man's wishes.
- The FBI director says it's a good idea to cover up your camera.
- Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING is back. And Laura confesses to being a white girl.
- In Dumpster Fire 2016, we discuss a Bush's vote for Hillary, Trump using charity money to settle legal problems, and the damn birther movement.
- What do we expect to happen in next week's first Presidential Debate?
- Surprise, Bitch! It's your lucky day!
And this week, in After Dark:
- It's an AMA-style installment! Many of our listeners ask very important questions about Elysa's butt. We also talk about the jobs we wanted as a kid and embarrassing sexual moments.
