Hey! Sorry for the delay. Moving house sucks.
The USA election is nearing a close, but the sheer weight of loose ends means any narrative closure is still a distant dream.
The loss of Helen Kelly is incredibly sad, and we mourn for what NZ may have looked like had she lived a long and proper time.
In a terrible game of Would You Rather, the nation tosses up gang vigilantes vs thousands more police. Cops get cute on social media while operate under false pretences out and about.
And Judith Collins' assertion that poverty can never influence crime puts talk radio out of business.
Bumper music:
The Kingsman - Louie Louie
Aimee Mann - Can't You See?
YG - FDT
Crystal Fairy - Drugs on the Bus
