Buckle up, minions: we’re so deep in the Dumpster Fire the theme music is no longer audible.
- A budding podcaster and professional quitter joins us this week. Welcome back, Micah!
- What are we thankful for? Nothing (except Bruce Springsteen).
- Trump was shocked to learn that the leader of the free world tends to live in the nation’s capitol.
- Alexander Hamilton has a thing about picking fights with Vice Presidents, which is a convenient distraction for the $25 million Trump University settlement. But for real,
- America fucked up: nationalists and racists in the White House, threats of mass deportation and Obamacare repeal. Call Speaker Ryan and voice your support for the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare): (202) 225-0600 Speaking of unstable sociopaths, Kanye has kicked off his 2020 campaign by going to rehab. #blessed California, Imma let you finish, but South Carolina had the best USExit of ALL TIME!
- We talk Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (hint: the West Wing circa 2017) BEWARE: Here there be spoilers! Listener Earnie piques Andrew’s interest in being a cross-contintenal road whore.
And on this week’s installment of After Dark:
- "Hello darkness my old friend,” said the Walmart employee as he ventured into the dimly lit megamart at 3 am for a long day of scanning barcodes and questioning the life choices that led him to this point. Who the fuck goes Black Friday shopping anyway? (hint: Andrew)
- Can millennials and our lack of disposable income save future generations of retail workers from this most heinous of shopping holidays?
