Pokemon Go fucks Andrew over and we teach Matt how to spell. Shit gets real: a breaking CNN report says Russia may have compromising "personal and financial" evidence on Donald Trump. Meryl Streep begs the country to get its shit together. Norway phases out FM radio -- what's next, CD players?! Thanks, Obama. No really. Thanks. We reminisce on our favorite Obama qualities and the changes he's enacted over the past 8 years. Surprise, bitch! goes terribly awry because of fucking course it does. We welcome Kid Rock to the show.
In this week's After Dark:
We planned a real conversation, we promise. But some of us just need a dick in the ass first. What's our plan for inauguration day? What do we see going down? The Women's March on Washington next week is expected to have even greater turnout. We sense the mass alignment of menstrual cycles already.
