Pep sunk his teeth into our Gameweeks, while an old moggy took a chunk out of my partner's arm, depriving me of my appearance on this week's ScoutCast. I'm not sure which was more painful.
At the mercy of the local A&E, Jonty, Andy and Az became my other emergency service as they stepped up on this latest episode.
Inevitably, Guardiola's Man City teamsheet dominates your questions and the ensuing chatter. Elsewhere the boys re-appraise Kane after his Wembley haul, revisit Liverpool with their fixtures about to swing and consider whether the heavy-hitting midfielders are poised for a renaissance ahead of Gameweek 10.
As far as I know, I've edited out all the "pussy" jokes.
