In possibly the most controversial week in cricket EVER, Whitto goes behind the scenes of the Australian ball tampering circus.
Asking all the big questions; Why did they cheat? Was it sticky tape or sandpaper? How raw is Cameron Bancroft's willy?
All is revealed.
With as much front as Bancroft's trousers, we brazenly offer the truth on what happened.
You'll need to sandpaper those raw cheeks after all the laughs included, or if you're an Aussie to wipe away those tears...
Oh come on, howzat for a laugh?
