We’re turning Black Mass into a mass movement, because by popular request it’s time for our almost-definitive how-to guide on DIYing Satanic rituals. For hundreds of years, rumors of secret Satanic rites have scandalized and titillated the uninitiated. But even the initiated can be left just as mystified. How do you write and perform a Black Mass? Start airing out your sinister hooded robes, because Simone, Daniel, Tabitha, and Satanic Philadelphia's own Braden Rhys give you tips on putting theory into practice to produce your own unique Black Mass.
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